AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Newly Wed Couple
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.