Arkansan Citizens Trip
ATTENTION :All citizens of Arkansas planning a trip to Washington, D.C. to visit Willy...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...