Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
State of Arkansas Residency Application
State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Old Folke’ Party Games
The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.