Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
Doctor’s Notes 8
A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female...
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...