Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...