Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...