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Coin Swallowing
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A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
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Have a Microsoft Christmas
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A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
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Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
Dog jokes 06
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OXYMORONS
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