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How is a woman like an airplane?
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All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
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Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
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My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Doggie Fashion
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Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
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