Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.