Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...