Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
A Choristers’ Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...