Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends.9. Go...
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...