Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...