Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...