3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
Life is cruel
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...