Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
The Young Mans Big Mouth
The Young Man’s Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...