Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Life is cruel
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...