Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.