Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...