Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
There is a blond on the plane
|A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...