Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...