Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
The origin of the bagpipes
|The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations...
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...