You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.