The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Coming out
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...