Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
Men & Women Compared!
NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call...
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...