Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...