At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Computer acronyms list
|Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I’ll Buy...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...