Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Marriage Anonymous
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...