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Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
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Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
English horn jokes
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When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
What Is A Penis
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The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Defining these words
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