Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Women’s Rights
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...