Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby…
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...