One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...