Worm your way out of that one!
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AOL addiction poem
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Defining the Americans
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First Thing After Sex
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THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Drinking fault finder
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I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
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Make it off the island
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Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
What kind of Bees…
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