Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.