What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Go Farther
Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...