Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.