Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Buy alligator shoes
|A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...