The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...