I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
You just might be a Redneck if…
You Just Might Be A Redneck If…You’ve been married three times and still have...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.