Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.