Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...