For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...