Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.