What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...