Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...