Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18…B52…F18Sent by Onky
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...