The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...