Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...