Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
3 Docs at heavans gate!
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should...
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...