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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!